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Four Words That Helped My Find My Faith Again

My father died unexpectedly in October 2012 and, in the days that followed his death, I wandered around in a fog. I went through the motions of helping my family arrange his funeral and I did what I...

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The Keeper And An Ugly Volvo

I’d like to tell you a little story. It involves a book, an Italian restaurant, and an Ugly Volvo. Trust me, I’ll connect the dots, don’t worry. When I started writing back in March 2013, I had no way...

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Screw You, Pink Ribbon

Pink is my favorite color. Really, it is. Anyone who knows me well knows that if I have a color choice, imma pick pink every day and twice on Sunday. I’m not sure if it makes me feel feminine or if...

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The Keeper Has A Clothing Line!

So, you know how sometimes you get emails to your inbox and you look at them and immediately decide that they have to be spam because they sound so ridiculous? “You have 2 million dollars waiting for...

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On Letting Your Friends Down

There’s a scene in the movie “Dirty Dancing” (also known as The Greatest Movie Of All Time And If You Haven’t Seen It, We Can’t Be Friends) where Jake Houseman, played by Jerry Orbach, has a come to...

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On Changing…..

Well, now, 2016 was quite a year, wasn’t it, bitchachos? And, I don’t know about you, but I feel different. In some respects, a good different. In other ways, not so much. I don’t mind telling you that...

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So, You Want To Start A Blog…

The number one question I get asked as a blogger is how I got started. People are often equal parts amazed and amused to hear that I sort of fell into this gig by accident. Truly, if it weren’t for a...

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The Song Remembers When

When I was in fifth-grade, my family and I moved to a far away to a foreign land called Texas. Having grown up in the Northeast, being the daughter of two Yankees who “pahked the cah in Hahvahd yahd,”...

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That Time A Shih Tzu Came To Live With Me

For my entire life, I was sure of a lot of things. I was sure I’d grow up and become a nurse and I was certain that I’d travel as much as I possibly could. I was certain there was nothing better than...

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The Day My Heart Grew By Two Feet

He climbed up on my lap and nestled his toddler body against mine. As he shifted to get comfortable, my belly shifted, presumably his sister’s first act of defiance against her older brother. His hair...

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The Time I Became A Cat Burglar. Literally.

I am responsible AF. Well, except when it comes to taking care of my friends’ pets. Then all bets are off. I feel as though it should be said that I have zero pet sitting skills. I didn’t own pets as a...

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The Keeper Is Going To Graceland. Sort of.

When I was fifteen, I volunteered at a local hospital in the Mail and Flowers department. A few times a week, I donned a blue gingham smock and would spend several hours delivering, well, mail and...

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I Signed With A Literary Agent And Found Out My Dog Is A Murderer. On The...

There are moments in your life where time stops and you remember every single detail. I can remember with vivid clarity the morning the Challenger exploded and the details of 9/11 are seared on my...

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36 Thoughts All Moms Have While Bathing Suit Shopping

I’m going to let you in on a little secret: aging is not kind on a woman’s body. I know, I know. It came as total shock to me, too. Particularly yesterday, when I was standing in the fluorescent lights...

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Motherhood Has Made Falling Down A Lot Less Fun

I’m no stranger to falling down and, as my friends will tell you, I have a long history of tripping, losing my footing, and face planting, usually in an epic fashion. In fact, my fall down a hill of...

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The Keeper Goes To A Video Shoot. Yes, Really.

When I was about 8 years old, my father took me to Rockefeller Plaza. I had been allowed to skip school and accompany my father to an early morning business meeting in Midtown. It was a cold February...

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The Year I Didn’t Make Christmas Cookies

I’m pretty sure I married Hubby just to get his mother’s Christmas cookie recipes. I’m kidding. Mostly. When I attended a Christmas Eve gathering at his mother’s house the first year we were dating, my...

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When Your Bowels Are A Mess, Your Whole Life Goes Down The Drain. Literally.

I was compensated by Med-IQ through an educational grant from Takeda Pharmaceuticals U.S.A., Inc. to write about the signs and symptoms of inflammatory bowel disease. All my opinions are my own. The...

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Memphis Has Marching Ducks And It’s My Favorite

When you think about Memphis, the first thing you think about it Elvis, right? Images of a bigger than life HunkaHunka Burnin’ Love in a bedazzled white jumpsuit living in an over the top house on the...

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The Day My Toddler’s Mouth Almost Had Me Arrested At Preschool

It all started out so innocently. All I had to do was get the 2-year-old to his first day of preschool with a 2-week-old infant in tow. I’m a bachelor’s educated RN with many years of ICU experience....

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